I don’t want to know anything about you unless it’s the very best stuff.
Tonight I wrote our break-up letter and I don’t know which makes me sadder: that I wrote it, or that I won’t tell you I did.
I keep writing letters that I’m never going to send.
I really just want someone who’ll sweet talk me. That would be so nice. It might be the nicest thing.
A Letter to Ellen DeGeneres
(I have begun a project to write letters to those celebrities who move me, inspire me, the whole shebang.)